Treasure What You've Got, It Won't Last Forever

Rian sat on the dusty toyshelf overlooking the childrens playroom. He watched in horror as the family dog recklessly nawed on the head of Jack who had fallen to his inadvertant demise moments before.

"Alex!" Rian squeaked in fright.

"Yo." Alex's voice rang in a high pitch tone of vocal audacity with the clarity of a fresh spring morning. "What up dude?" He soldiered forth with a slight pucker of his lower lip.

"Help Jack." Rian pointed toward Jack's lethal battle.

Alex gawked at the sight of his lover nearing death. "Do not worry my fictile friend for i have just the toy soldier to perform such a grave and perilous act." With a raise of an eyebrow and the gesture of his tiny fist Alex summoned Him. "Come forth my brave comrade; the time is now!"

Rian shrank behind Alex at the sight of the mighty soldier Alex called upon.

"Word." Alex nodded in ass kicking satisfaction. "Zack meet Rian. Rian meet Zack."

"Hi." Rian whispered in terror. "i...i like your undies." he tried to smile but the fear was too intimidating.

Zack growled and stomped forth past Alex and Rian.

"He does fill them out nicely doesn't he?" Alex chuckled.

Mighty Zack charged the edge of the shelf and leaped into the air...

The dust finally began to settle and Zack magestically flew Jack back up to the toy shelf.

Alex leaped towards his wounded friend. "Dude! Speak to me! What color underwear am i wearing?!"

The response was delayed and everyones breath hung in the air awaiting an answer. Jack began to squeak...

"White...and tight." he smiled. "Just like you and me." The boys wrapped their arms around one another and lived happily ever after.